Will: The stars are beautiful tonight
Nico: You’re the most beautiful star
Will: What?
Nico: I said I want to hit you with a car
The Aristocats (1970) dir. Wolfgang Reitherman.
Having friends and coworkers that have to deal with the US immigration system really hammered home how arbitrary and malicious it is for me, and that's from talking with people who were lucky or privileged enough to make it through the system. Even if you aren't a supporter of open borders (and I basically am) there are approximately a thousand moderate reforms you could make that would improve the lives of millions of people
"We've got to get in there and shut it down."
"How do we do that?"
Doctor Who | 2.06 - "The Age of Steel"
Looking at the new witcher merch designs and
It’s so terrible but I think I love it
“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”
“…you know you didn’t *have* to make Scooby turning with a shark on his head so flawlessly 3D, right?
Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”
Ted the Animator: “I mean, that must’ve taken ages, right?“
Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”
Ted the Animator: “…”
Carl the Animator: “…”
Ted the Animator: “…it’s… hypnotic, right?”
Carl the Animator: “Some days you wake up, and have no choice but to choose shark precision.”
Ted the Animator: “…”
Carl the Animator: “…”
Ted the Animator: “I want that on my tombstone.“
Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm.”
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
PJO characters as things my friends said (part 1)
Piper: “come on kids let go get our eyelids tattoed!!!!!”
Annabeth: “babe ily but you make about as much sense as a helicopter in an elephant cage”
(somebody pointing at frank) “why he feet so big”
(someone talking to/about piper) "we stan vegetarians”
Leo: “TAKe Me TO IKEA”
Piper: “ILL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR— wait nvm”
Nobody:
Percy: THATS MY WIFE 😍😍🥰🥰
Jason after pulling an allnighter: YESTERDAY I WAS PUTTING AWAY THE DISHES AND NOT ONLY DID I YELL AT THEM I CALLED THEM CHILDREN
leo to piper and jason probably: “PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME AT CHUCK E CHEESE”
Hazel:“Get some sleep 🗡🥺 or its the kneecaps 🗡🥺”
annabeth talking about her ankle breaking: my leg is stupid
percy: but ur face isnt 😌😌
will: i am currently having a ✨💃🧚🏻♀️brain aneurysm🧚🏻♀️💃✨
Leo after the Chuck E. Cheese incidentᴛᴍ: “NO NOT THE RAT JASON PLEASE”
Clarisse @ percy: DONT TRY AND FIGHT ME I WILL PUT TOENAIL SHAVINGS ON YOUR BED
Nico: “Oops sorry let me put my gay back in its bag rn”
It’s my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳